This is gonna be fun!
_refugee_, blackbootz, thenewgreen@, mk and kleinbl00
Ready to party at insomniasexx and randomuser'S wedding!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KLEINBL00!!!!!!! The servers sang a special birthday song, much to KB'S chagrin. Wish him a happy birthday!!!
Also is that lady carrying a magazine called Seduced?
It was pretty funny. Best part was that they sang some proprietary, hand-clapping birthday song that was most definitely loud and obnoxious.
Oh you didn't know that? That's the default restaurant "Happy birthday is copyrighted" song. I always assumed it was nationwide but it might be West Coast. I know it's as far east as Texas but now that you mention it, I've never heard it in Florida, New York or Boston. I hadn't given it much thought. Patient Zero might have been Red Robin but that is anecdotal with an n of 1.
Doesn't work without the id: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/09/the-chilis-version-of-happy-birthday-an-elegy/406999/ I'm surprised to see they aren't all the same song. Guess I never payed much attention.
Hubski and the bride As well as the father of the bride.
Is there a high bar or low bar to "nerdiest thing I have ever heard"?It is literally the nerdiest thing I have ever heard.
We are at the wedding!!! It's beautiful. Insom looks amazing! Food and drink is great. Gorgeous setting at a vineyard!
HOW TO PHOTO WELL 1) Don't be eating. Or chewing. A decent photographer knows better than to take photos of people at a meal but there are very few decent photographers left. Every stupid face you've ever had photographed was caused by food. 2) Don't be talking. Wait, let me rephrase that. DON'T BE TALKING. Every ridiculous face you've ever had photographed was caused by you not shutting up when there was a lens angled at you. 3) Everyone has a double chin. A photographer above you will almost always have better luck than a photographer below you. You may not have a good side, but either side is probably better than dead-on. 4) You look awesome backlit if they know what they're doing, and like ass if they don't. If they do, they'll take a while. If they don't, you're fucked. Suggest that you face the sun. 5) One of the Renaissance sculptors observed that our faces are at their best and most honest when we are about to speak. When there's a camera pointed at you, think of something clever to say. Then see (2). 6) Shoulders back. 7) Think of something funny. When I photograph portraits I crack jokes non-stop. Fake smiles are useless. Real smiles are priceless. 8) Understand that your self-image exists solely for one person but that photographs exist for everyone. You look much better than you think.
"Come here young man, let me help you with your tie." -actual quote. 
i'm squealing. this needs to be hubski promotional material
Not just a Nagel. A Nagel with a horse. And you have to understand that this house was pretty much encrusted in shitty Orange County Inland Empire antiques. It was pretty amazing. Although we did find a 1st edition (paperback!) of this:
_refugee_ didn't catch the bouquet, but she did manage to tear a rose off of it in her dash to catch it. -valiant effort!
This is my favorite thing. Congrats insomniasexx randomuser! Also, oh my god kb revealed his face. This is monumental.
This is, unfortunately, the only photo I took at randomuser and insomniasexx'S rehearsal dinner. It's the phenomenal shoe, sock, shorts combo of randomuser's brother. The rehearsal dinner was a lot of fun. Great BBQ, good people and beer and wine. Plus the bottle of bourbon we brought. Here is the table at our Airbnb
Just don't hide the iron under the sink. Not cool!
Awesome. Someone should definitely design some Hubski playing cards. I'd buy them.
