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No, I don't plan or want to murder/manslaughter a single soul (lol, dude, Jesus!). Any "damage" inflicted would be psychological in nature. :D
Let's just say that my disrespect for conventional means of authority has never been greater. And I'm really good at getting into trouble. Tremendous trouble.
Myself and uh, at least one other guy around here feel like we've reached a point of surreality so absurd that we're refusing to accept it as anything but a fairytale-turned-nightmare.
There are two options: 1. Trump rots in a jail cell for his final days 2. I rot in a jail cell for a comparatively longer time. That probably sounds dramatic, but I'm not kiddin' around.
I accidentally read that as "Trial of Trump". 'nuff said.
I think I'd like to say congratulations, and well deserved.
Edit: to tng and presumably insom as well. :)
Wow, that was a messed up story, any way you slice it. Inevitable, for Big Porn to go up in flames. And the industry has always lead the entertainment and media in foretelling many future trends, but you prolly knew that. The YouTube advertisement revenue assassination, the FCC bullshit, these terrible superhero re-reboots, etc., we're so almost there. Very shook up.
But no, sorry, what I was talking about is some playgirl/boy CEO of a billion dollar company simultaneously doin' it live, streaming it for free 'cuz they get off on having an audience of several million. On the reg. And they manage no immediate negative repercussions, maybe for a decade or two. Then as they left their sexual prime, that'd be a whole 'nother weird thing. Huh, sounds like a movie.. heyyy waiiiit a tick.....
Paragraph 1 + paragraph 2 + world affairs = After Jared & Ivanka are mistakenly sent back into the past by the world's first time machine (of their own inventing, naturally), they end up unifying every Germanic tribe in 200 AD Poland shortly before participating in a holy orgy of mass political offense. All recorded on the new GoProfuckyourself. Before they can return home, the thumb drive is lost inside of Adam Sandler's ass, who appears in every shot, clinging to one of the camera or audio booms, actors, or props. Although Sandler's ass is agreed to be the ideal storage system, the closest hospital is in late 17th century St. Petersburg, and Peter the Great's upload speeds are throttled to shit. But the shit-covered USB thumb-drive.. hahahahahh ok, I'm sorry guys, I'll stop
First and foremost, consent is probably the sexiest thing about sex. Following that, I think sex is something we've all gotta figure out on our own, man. No two people approach it in the exact same fashion. Follow your heart, and maybe your head quite a bit, too.
Yeah, I don't even feel qualified to say anything else, but I enjoyed thinking about it to myself, so thanks for that.
I think I just went through the exact same sequence as mk.
Anyway, I guess am_U is preferred, but I'll respond to anything that makes my chubwheel (LOL, thank you, autocorrect!) orange. Speaking of which, I owe you a response, been thinkin' about it. But it's related to sex, so I gotta tread carefully.