Go to the bottom of the site. Click random. Get lost in old conversations and links for hours and hours. Stay up too late reading old posts from 2012. Look up at the clock and realize that six hours have passed by but you can't take your eyes from the page, reading old links from lil, humanodon and theadvancedapes and the like. Realize that you are already late for work. You don't care though, you must keep clicking random. You need to pee but can't be bothered with toilets. You use a rubber bladder with a catheter, it allows you to stay fixated on the random button. You stop bathing, don't return phone calls and haven't eaten a vegetable in weeks. Your spouse leaves you. But damn, those random conversations are worth it.
So yeah, click on "random" and report back in this thread the cool old posts/conversations that you find.