“I’m looking forward to (finally) being able to prove to my 7-year-old son that I do, indeed, have a job,” American Football’s Mike Kinsella said in a statement.

Lmao everything about this post speaks to the midwest emo kid sitting latent inside me since 2012

I'd like to take a moment to say that the mushrooms themselves are beautiful! As delicious as they must be, I'm really loving their aesthetic right now

I laughed at the "...and I fucked your mom" from nowhere at the end, caught me off guard lol

Thanks for making the world a little better.

Hey man, we gotta push back the dark somehow.

An old hubski sticker on a long-since retired journal begs the question, "What can be learned?" Not to box anyone into a particular interpretation, but the question has always felt ambitious to me - it's a guiding light of the discourse we have here, a fundamental principle from which all goals can be derived. It's also a question from a frame of mind that feels incredibly foreign right now, but searching for the emotional means to express myself...The incongruity of it feels nostalgic, and I think that nostalgia bears the mark of an ambition that I've set down for the time being.

It was a guiding principle before, and I think that principle has changed meaning for me while we all search for normalcy: The goal is to return to the mindset that created this account in the first place. The ennui is dissonance between the goals that we made and the reality we're living, and "What can be learned?" is a lighthouse back to the person who made those goals.

If I can stick with that understanding, I think I'll come out of this a little stronger. Sorry for rambling, I hope the purple prose doesn't eclipse my meaning.

A sweet ass stand-up desk and an effective invocation of kingmudsy, check it out

This pleases my midwestern soul

Damn, those are great!!

I have desk envy >:/

Just finished setting up my desk last week, actually! It's a bit thrown-together, but overall I'm pretty happy with the space :)

Featuring journals (I'm infamous for taking detailed notes during even mundane meetings), grow lights (I have no idea if these are actually helping my plants grow or not), a salt lamp (from a hippy ex-girlfriend who wanted to remove ions from the air or something), a guitar (for playing), books (for reading), dice (for rolling), and plants (for admiring)!

Deadass had my credit card lying out on my desk, hence the box of REDACTED

...Hey guys let's all agree not to dox me

I can see the Arbor Day Foundation headquarters from my room. How lovely!