A gift from Dave
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Clearly you need to, piece by piece, reassemble the rest of the tank and use it to go grocery shopping and shit.
I am inordinately fond of this idea. Unfortunately Soviet armor was built around the idea of "lighter" so that they could design their bridges to not bear the weight of American armor. That way they didn't have to blow up their bridges in case NATO decided to advance east; they could use their infrastructure, but the Americans couldn't. "Lighter" unfortunately translates to "smaller" and the height cutoff for Soviet armor crews is four inches shorter than I am. I had great sadness when I discovered this.
I mean if you're really committed, you could just cut your feet off...
These are your new viewfinders on your camera.
Dave had them mounted to his cubicle walls. They allowed him to check the time on the clock on the wall without having to stand up. I already have four cameras. They are there specifically for the sketch-ass neighbor kid. The sketch-ass neighbor kid and his sketch-ass parents and grandparents were specifically made aware of the cameras when they were put in, and agreed they were a good idea. They have asked me "hey can you check who broke into my car this morning around 2am" and I'm like "here's the car, here's the guys getting out, but I don't actually have it pointed at your house". The sketch-ass neighbor kid is being recruited heavily by the Mormons. they show up twice a week to play basketball with him, then pick him up for and drop him off from church. I am honestly hopeful it accomplishes something.
use your contacts in hollytown to sell them to James Cameron for his next 3D epic. Just tell them "these were once used by Kubric in the filming of Barry Lindon to facilitate the candle-lit scenes from hidden vantage points allowing the actors to really disappear into their roles"