Same channels as before. Apparently half of America didn't watch the Presidential Debate (there are a lot of Americans, so 100 million is still nothing to scoff at) and I doubt even more will watch this one. Still, VPs are still VIPs, so you might want to tune into this one too. You too Canadians. We all know you don't have anything better going on tonight.
This looks to me like using maths, geography AND proof reading. Such change since the last week. This can only mean one thing… Within the depths of Europe, Devac was making yet another overly-dramatic gesture with a chess piece. "Another subtle change over America!" he pontificated to no-one in particular. "If I'll play it perfectly they will start using the holy Metric System! Oh, I tremble with excitement! What should be next? Foreign languages? Or, dare I say it, chemistry?" He wasn't the villain that America wanted, but a one it needed. Please ignore the people in the background mining out ISO ore.Apparently half of America didn't watch the Presidential Debate (there are a lot of Americans, so 100 million is still nothing to scoff at)
By all means, do it! If it matters, I was compelled to start it when my GM accepted the challenge to make the most useless 'villain'. One exchange went like this: Here we had to have a little break because it was too much of silliness. :DV: HAHA! We meet again, vagrants!
Paladin: Is he talking to us?
Cleric: Oh, I remember him! He was that guy who made peasants in the last village demand healing… which we would do anyway.
Me (Rogue): Why are you calling us vagrants?
V: No permanent keep, no stable income. What else should you be?
Paladin (pulling the villain's leg but saying in the most knightly ye olde way possible): Ney! What manner of wizardry had doust use to uncover our keenest of secrets, fiend!?
V (GM managed a triumphant tone despite wanting to laugh): It's not the time and place to discuss it, for I have arranged the peasantry… a school.
Me: gasp
Cleric: You monster! They are but children!
V: It's only one of the many sly plans I have prepared for you. Soon, the referendum to decide your fate will be called and thy deeds shall be judged by vox populi!
Paladin (I don't know if it was in or out of character): What's vox populi?
V: The children know it already. From school.
Apparently Trump has chosen to live-tweet it. And the GOP declared the winner a half-hour ago.
Either way, my night can not be ruined. I'm eating BlackBerry Serano Pepper yogurt for the first time and it's amazing. It's got a nice, gentle heat to go with the sweetness like a good jalapeño jelly.
Although that sounds disgusting (have never been a fan of chile jelly) I admire your pluck. VP debates have historically been the place where proxy attacks happen since VP candidates can say nasty shit that the presidential candidates can't. Which means that no matter what, tonight will be unique...
I think if you ever have anyone offer you candied ginger, you might want to politely turn them down. It's an even more unique mix of sweet and sharp and a bit spicy. I think (more exactly hope) this debate is a bit quieter. The last one was kind of hard to keep track of at times, so much wad said.
This one is in some way more terrifying the last one. Prence is a grownup, and he obviously knows he's bullshitting, but he bullshits like a professional. You can keep telling yourself that Donald Trump is obviously full of shit and surely most of the audience smells it, but this guy can speak bullshit as if it was the most reasonable thing in the world.This debate is bullshit.
Chile pequin. My beef with jalapenos is their primary flavor is "spoiled vinegar." I grew up around hot food all my life; heat without flavor is bullshit.
I love sauerkraut and rueben sandwiches. I like dipping my french fries in malt vinegar. My favorite pulled pork dish is a vinegar based recipe my old boss used to make. You must think I'm a culinary monster. Edit: I forgot red cabbage, vinegar coleslaw. That stuff is heavenly.
85 seconds in to me watching this debate and I already heard a 9/11 reference. What's my prize? Edit: Up to two, with an additional two mentions of Bin Laden. And who knows how many about ISIS. Edit edit: "How do you prevent homegrown terrorists?" - Moderator "Idk stop letting brown people into the country?" - Mike Pence
One of these men will be our Vice-President and now I am extremely sad as this sentence is being typed.
Traditionally, it's a largely ceremonial job. Traditionally, Tim Kaine would be the goofus that goes to countries that aren't relevant. But if shit somehow goes really really wrong, you better hope to shit that albino weirdo in the blue tie gets the lion's share of the responsibility.