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Police Warn Asian Americans To Be On Guard For More Random, Motiveless Attacks
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mk
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#news
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#istheonion
The-onion-s-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates
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thenewgreen
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#humor
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#funny
U.S. Quietly Slips Out Of Afghanistan In Dead Of Night
goobster
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kleinbl00
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#geopolitics
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#satire
Differences Between the Stock Market and the Economy
mk
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ButterflyEffect
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#economics
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#capitalism
Catholic Church Not About To Be Out-Molested By Goddamn Boy Scouts
kingmudsy
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#rape
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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mk
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#theonion
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#politics
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
veen
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#politics
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#gunshy
‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience
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am_Unition
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#uspolitics
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#whiterabbit
The Onion predicts the future yet again
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kleinbl00
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#sillyseason
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#istheonion
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#wishitwasnt
I Am Fun
_refugee_
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theadvancedapes
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#politics
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#uspolitics
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#istheonion
World-Eating Leviathan Awoken From 500-Million-Year Slumber In Martian Underground Lake After Feeling Sonar Disturbance
tacocat
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OftenBen
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#theonion
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#humor
Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons
tacocat
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mk
theonion.com
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#uspolitics
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#seriousseason
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#theonion
Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism
tacocat
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ButterflyEffect
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#economics
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#humor
Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem
ffatty
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tacocat
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#istheonion
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#humor
Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents Of War
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user-inactivated
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#comics
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#istheonion
Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In
b_b
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ButterflyEffect
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#politics
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#sillyseason
Sexist Men Found To Be Bigger Losers
camarillobrillo
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j4d3
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#humor
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#feminism
Parents dedicate new college safe space in honor of daughter who felt weird in class once
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Quatrarius
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#istheonion
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#humor
Apologetic Nurse Informs Man Having Heart Attack There’s About An Hour Wait Until Next Covid Patient Dies
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ButterflyEffect
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#covid19
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#istheonion
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#preventablemassdeath
It's Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk
mk
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#society.ButterflyEffect
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#extremism
Police Didn’t Spend Millions On Awesome Tank Just To Let Protests Stay Peaceful
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ButterflyEffect
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#police
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#politics
Koch Brothers Get Each Other Same Election For Christmas
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#humor
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#actuallysadthough
Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning (The Onion goes after CNN)
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insomniasexx
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#yestheonion
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#media
Indiana Governor Insists New Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do
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user-inactivated
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#queer
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#uspolitics
Onion: “Many families these days are opting for one huge kid over multiple smaller ones.”
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user-inactivated
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#humor
Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely
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user-inactivated
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#satire
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#satire.white
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#istheonion
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
user-inactivated
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user-inactivated
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#labor
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#labor.minimum_wage
The Onion: Who is Bernie Sanders?
rob05c
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Meriadoc
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#satire
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#politics
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#bernie
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
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user-inactivated
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#istheonion
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#satire
34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#humor
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