Is Four Loko not just bro kool-aid?

"This shit fucks you up brah."

It also tastes like somehow malted unfrozen popsicle. I'd say it's for the aggressively stupid

IPA is the gin of beers. Loved by people who consider punishment enjoyable because hey, my taste buds are unimportant and I need to look cool

I had the dumb idea to press "contribute"

About every example of my comments here. I sometimes just give up and say a dumb thing I'm not happy with.

No worries.

Do-stupid-shit water?

That's not really funny. I got nothing. It lends itself to very generic humor. "DAE drink tequila and end up naked on the beach?"

I also really like tequila. I respect tequila. I can't make tequila jokes. This is a weakness

This might have legs to be rejected by Mcsweeney's if I add in more drinks

Lead? I'd have posited they're just selfish because they inherited success unprecedented in human history. Yeah I can buy lead did bad things to society. But I can more easily buy that these people just don't give a shit because they're fucking spoiled and that's what I thought you were building towards. Lead is a baffling addition to the argument

I tend to agree with you is the important part I omitted

I think I might have had a joke about enjoying bad beer but I ended up just calling people assholes

Related problem I guess

http://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2018/08/14/blue-cross-emergency-room-policy

Texas up and created free standing emergency rooms. To divert the poor from actual emergency rooms I guess. I'm more unclear on how this could have ever been thought of as a good idea

Kinda smells like "I'm a petty cocksucker," when combined with the Omarosa outburst. I say that as a person whose a cocksucker in a more chaotic neutral sense

She gets a vaguely defined upper.

But really doctors give out speed for reasons including being a child. So theres just a huge amount of kiddie cocaine available. Some kids want money more than drugs they find ineffective. The ease is more complicated than I made it sound but the problem boils down to there just being a shitload of available speed prescribed for a dubiously diagnosed problem

All three. Less housing but even there I don't know what happened.