My favorite headlines from them today: A picture of a 20 something woman with the headline "Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today," a picture of a man with the quote, "I have to admit, Trump did look pretty presidential last night addressing the nation in the wake of a national disaster," and the best one, "Man Wearing 'Jewmerica' T-Shirt Never Dreamed He'd See This Day." I'm not quite ready to laugh yet, but Onion is getting me closer.
I thought The Onion was satire?Trump’s victory, which defied the long-held conventional wisdom about the prospects of black-hearted candidates, has been described as a watershed moment for the nation’s millions of black-hearted Americans whose overwhelming support buoyed his run for the presidency. Encouraged by the possibility of one of their own occupying the highest seat of power in the nation, black-hearted Americans reportedly turned out in record numbers in all 50 states, propelling Trump to a historic victory.