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kleinbl00  ·  2675 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: December 21, 2016

Okay. So my guesses and opinions are . . .

    If we take away some regulatory laws, doesn't that mean municipal inspectors have less laws to enforce wrongly, thereby making it easier on you?

I don't see why it would. I mean, the laws for grab bars are unambiguous. Doesn't mean we weren't required to put in five, rather than one. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. What you're not understanding is the laws, as written, often say "to the maximum extent practicable." That's a judgement call. The local guy gets to make that judgement. And fuck you.

    Are there case laws that affect how regulations are interpreted, thereby making these people follow a stricter, more literal interpretation of these laws?

Why yes. Yes there are. In fact, I had a boss who used to work with one of the guys who drafted the Americans with Disabilities Act. This guy was very proud of how spare and sparse the ADA was when it was initially adopted because that meant that the particulars could be established by caselaw. Basically, the mechanism for determining what was or wasn't law was "lawsuits against business owners." Fuckin' libertarian paradise right there. To the lawyered go the spoils.

Here's a great example. There used to be a strip club in Bellevue, WA. And while you can pass ordinances that prohibit strip clubs from opening up, you can't regulate an existing strip club out of business. Which galled the shit out of the Bellevue City Council. However, one of the things offered at this strip club was a "shower dance." Yeah. Up on stage there was running water.

So the City of Bellevue charged the strip club with violating the Americans with Disabilities Act because, you know, it was a shower and it wasn't ADA compliant. Because, you know, you can't prevent paraplegic strippers from working at your strip club under law and just in case one decides to work there, you need a ramp and grab bars. Oh, what's that? You can't put up a ramp or grab bars? Well, then you're in violation to the tune of thousands of dollars a day until you remedy your noncompliance. No, you can't take the shower out because that's just an attempt to skirt the law another way! BAM. Out of business. Truth Justice and the litigious way. No more strip clubs in Bellevue.

    If appeals don't work because the inspectors are corrupt, incompetent, whatever, what course of action do you take? Do the courts even hear situations like this?

What appeal are we talking about here? The inspector is the alpha and the omega. He judges compliance, he judges "maximum extent practicable." I mean, we threatened to sue. Sue for what? Doing his job? Fortunately for us he's so incompetent he doesn't know we can't. but not so incompetent that he knows he can drag his feet by claiming his computer is broken.

    Lastly, I'm getting the feeling from you and cgod that half the time these people say one thing one day, and another the next.

We literally had a "yeah, I reconsidered about that permit I issued last week and you don't get your work permit on the HVAC and electrical. Go get them signed off by a medical HVAC engineering firm."

    How normal is that and why does it happen in the first place.

I've only done this once. From what I understand, there are four municipalities with building inspectors who think our building inspector is off the rez. One of our contractors told us that ten years ago, in our municipality, he put a third story on a home without so much as a permit.

It happens because oh holy fuck if something goes wrong THE WORLD MIGHT KNOW YOU'RE AT FAULT. And despite the fact that we've got about a page and a half more regs than, say, a real estate office, the inspector has convinced himself we're a Tier 1 trauma facility. And also because fuck you, that's why. Buddy of mine with a restaurant in Santa Monica was required by the City of Santa Monica to pay an architect $2000 to create architectural drawings of the tree outside his building. Which belongs to the city. Which he has no responsibility for. Because fuck you, that's why. And also because that architect is probably somebody's friend. cgod has his Garbage Palace. I've got fuckin' 1.5" hot water feed lines. And a $10,000 fire alarm system. And medical grade conduit. And and and.

    If you ask me, rules are rules. There shouldn't be so much uncertainty.

There is no uncertainty. They have 100% authority, they give two shits what you think, you'll do it their way and fuck you.





WanderingEng  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    So the City of Bellevue charged the strip club with violating the Americans with Disabilities Act

Oh my god. I'd have loved to sit in on the meetings that came up with that one. "So late Friday night I was at, um, church and they had this shower stripper, I mean I overheard a sinner talk about seeing a shower stripper, and I think we could nail them on ADA."

OftenBen  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    And why worry about a speck in your friend's eye when you have a log in your own?

Matthew 7:3

johnnyFive

user-inactivated  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

H. L. Mencken, Sententiae: The Citizen and the State

johnnyFive  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Sexual mores in parts of our country make no sense to me.

user-inactivated  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Doesn't more than half of this strike you as utter bullcrap? Are there things you'd want to change if you could?

cgod, goobster

kleinbl00  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You mean, you think the natural reaction to having a self-important 75-year-old with no experience in the building trades costing me fifty thousand dollars in revenue needlessly should be, what? Outrage?

Oh yeah.

But here's the thing. You learn, after you've been through this clusterfuck, that pretty much everyone else has to get through this clusterfuck in order to compete with you. And if they don't, it means competition can spring up from anywhere.

There are only like 12 birth centers in the entire state of Washington. And granted - the other 11 didn't have to deal with nearly this much bullshit. And granted - the ones that follow probably won't either.

But they'll have to deal with a portion of it.

I mean - it's been a fucking year since we signed the lease. More. It's been more than a fucking year since we demo'd the old space. And maybe, just maybe, we'll have furniture in there before the end of the year. But the whole fucking reason we started down this road is one of my wife's best friends went from "I think I should open a birth center" to grand opening in less than six weeks down in California.

And now she's got a competitor a quarter mile down the street. Sending basket-case transports to the local hospital. Turning the EMTs against midwives in the whole community. Getting angry letters to the local paper written. One of the reasons we came up to Seattle is down where we lived, we were a 15-minute drive (without traffic) from eight birth centers.

Five have since closed.

Know why there are so many food trucks in LA? Because there are no barriers to starting a food truck in LA. Know why everyone in LA loses their shit over every new restaurant? Because turning one restaurant into another restaurant takes between 18 and 24 months, assuming everything goes off without a hitch.

Commercial real estate in Venice, CA runs $120-$240 per square foot per year, triple net. A decent restaurant is 2000sqft minimum. And you're going to suck down 2 years of that before you get to start making any money back.

You aren't opening a restaurant unless you mean it.

And now you know why that burger costs $18.

goobster  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Well sure... I mean, that's the point of us detailing our horror stories. The problem is that the existing system "works" (for a certain definition of "works") and there are other problems to solve.

The inspector forcing cgod to build his trash shrine is never going to be reprimanded for his moronic idea, because he doesn't report to anyone, and - after all - nobody has died / been maimed / or been given cancer by cgod's trash area.

So the inspector did his job well.

How do YOU know that all those things weren't absolutely necessary to keep the public safe? After all, YOU aren't an inspector! What do YOU know, little man?!?

sarcasm, of course

But you get the point...

Politicians are graded on the amount of legislation they introduce. If a commissioner, legislator, or senator doesn't introduce any new legislation, then they aren't doing their job, right?

So they create endless pages of pointless shit regulation that doesn't affect anybody ... except your local coffee shop owner, who - instead of opening her shop for $60k, wound up paying $150k, with all the bullshit the inspector made up to whine about - and now it is two years later, and the big loan payments are coming due, and Starbucks opened up with a drive-thru two blocks away, and her business has tanked, and some punk broke the $3500 front window, but she can't afford to make a claim against her insurance because they'd raise her rates, and she had to start working the evening shift, because she lost another barista to night school and she can't take the time to interview/hire/train someone new, because the glass guy is going to be here tomorrow to fix the window, but she has to stay late for the contractor to come and build some sort of wood over the broken window, so people don't loot the place at night, and...

And NONE of this is made up. This is my friend's coffee shop.

I guess people just need to walk into privately run, mom and pop shops, and stop... take a look around ... and appreciate just what it takes to make ANY of this shit happen.

"But OMG, it's, like, $1.50 more than Starbucks! Total fucking ripoff..."

kleinbl00  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Politicians are graded on the amount of legislation they introduce. If a commissioner, legislator, or senator doesn't introduce any new legislation, then they aren't doing their job, right?

It was super-hilarious in my home town because in order to advance up the hierarchy at Los Alamos National Labs you had to demonstrate "civic participation." Which basically meant running for county council. And then introducing legislation so that you can prove that you were participating civically.

Nerdy-ass theoretical physicists attempting civic participation came up with legislation including (but not limited to)

- A cat leash law. Yep. Tried to pass a law requiring leashes for all cats.

- A dogshit law. Thou shalt not have more than 5lbs of fecal matter on your lawn or thou shalt face a $40 a day fine. This one ran aground when the subject of enforcement came up - nobody wanted to budget for an official dogshit weigher.

- A weed law. Thou shalt not permit any volunteer species of vegetation to grow taller than 18" under penalty of a $50 a day fine. This one actually passed - and then they tried to fine someone for "weeds" and he argued that "volunteer species" includes trees and that he was being singled out unfairly. It pretty much blew up and was never mentioned again when a rival councilman pointed out that the Lab's million dollars' worth of native plantings qualified as weeds.

cgod  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Tell your friend this.

She sells coffee.

Starbucks sells a lifestyle.

They are in two different businesses as long as she has a good product.

It doesn't hurt to love your coustimers as people. It shines through, especially when the other guys are there for profit an wages.

cgod  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Lol, a Starbucks is moving right down the street from me, I have to walk in the street on my way to work because the construction is blocking the side walk.

I'm not worried about Starbucks.

I'm finally making some of the improvements I wanted to do in the beginning that didn't happen when I opened because the permit office soaked me so bad.

If there is one change I'd like to see in the process is not getting different messages every round of review. If I had known what they wanted right off the bat it would have been much easier.

user-inactivated  ·  2673 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Politicians are graded on the amount of legislation they introduce. If a commissioner, legislator, or senator doesn't introduce any new legislation, then they aren't doing their job, right?

Around here, it's a balance of what you introduce and what you block. Unfortunately, it seems sometimes voters lack scrutiny.

cgod  ·  2674 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I'm just glad to be part of the club that got past the gate.

I mostly blank out the fear, rage and hopelessness that I experienced during that time.