Some guy threatened to kick my ass last week. Over Snapchat. At 1:30am.
I had posted a video of me steaming out my car and made a "haha weed bro XD" joke. There was a considerable amount of water vapour being spewed given the temperature outside. Which apparently really set this guy off. I hadn't seen him in well over 3 years, haven't hung out with him in about 6... but he was also friends with some of my former friends and rock star friend's brother mentioned in an earlier post hence the ass-kicking. He had also been posting threats towards various institutions of government on his Snapchat story with the whole shaky-camera thing. About covid-19. The specific threats towards government, all I remember was "I will fuck you all up" but either way, dude was unhinged. My message was a little bit more personalized, called me a drug addict, one-eyed, no friends, an eff gee gee oh tee. None of it is true. The last time I was around any type of illegal drug was like I said, about three years ago when he was trying to sell it to me! And where did all these accusations come from? My rock star friend's older brother, who I will not SPEAK to. And who other people will not speak to, let alone accept an apology or repair the friendship.
I've been away from this group for about two years now and the stories I hear are just further tales of child-like dependency and self-destruction. My rock star friend's brother gets way too drunk at the start of a party. Breaks out to a chant saying "hot tub, hot tub, hot tub" to get everyone into it because he was so sad he missed out on previous acts of skinny dipping (da frick?). Then half the people leave in awkwardness, and the other half remaining get to sit in a hot tub with this dude while he (drunkenly) decides to start masturbating towards the couple at the other end of the hot tub, and next to my one friend going to grad school in politics. This was because he was emotionally frustrated that he had cheated on his (considerably younger...) girlfriend (they've all been considerably younger, starting with dating a tenth grader when he was in college (or community college for Americans). He lied that this girl he cheated on her with raped him, which, not to sound offensive or socially regressive, I'd be genuinely impressed if she pulled that off being half his size and about a third of his weight. Plus I know her, she went to the same church as my parents (good ol' Russian Orthodox community). My mother has split from that church given their covid-19 response.
This dude is about 26 years old, lives in his mom's house, blames everything on me, blames losing his friends on me (I was the first that left), and now, has decided to basically run around saying stuff to sketchier characters in town in the hopes one of them will drive out of town and kick my ass. Hence the threat. And I swear I saw a guy that looked just like his friend at the gas station. At this point? Do it! Come kick my ass! Come murder me! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Fricking TRY to breach my compound. But you won't, because you're weak. Can't convince everyone I'm schizophrenic, or a drug addict, or an evil person, or turn people against me, so now you're tryna intimidate me Mafia-style. Good fucking luck with that!
Fuck these fucking people! I'm going to grad school!
Happy veganuary everyone!