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nowaypablo  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Ask Hubski: What are you drinking?

EVERYTHING THEYRE HANDING ME





nowaypablo  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

but also, this happened to me tonight, but I don't know what the fuck she/he/them is/is/are drinking

galen  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Which one is you

Please tell me you're secretly Yolandi

Did you hear she's going into film? At least a film. She's in Chappie (imdb says playing herself) and it doesn't look half bad.

thenewgreen  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You have a halo about you and should probably stop omegling. Now. Unless you want to end up giving your kidneys to someone that just really, really needs them and like... you're the only guy that understands them.

I've been there. It's rough.

But yeah, what are they feeding you? What are you drinking?

nowaypablo  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

i feel you bruhbruh

well none of my friends can make anything interesting with their apocalyptic-reserve stockpile of Smirnoff (the very popular Extra-Nasty Edition) so I effectively depend on getting invited to parties via my ability to make nice cocktails. I show up with a bottle of Cointreau and bitters, but usually just dunk some Absolut in a jug of cranberry juice and tell girls it's a Cosmo. They don't even have the sense to google it. I hand it to them in a solo cup. When have you seen Cosmos in a solo cup????????

Everything in modulation, as they say.

thenewgreen  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

modulation is key.

girls are key.

solo cups are sad.

_refugee_  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

But duo cups make for an excellent pair. Good at parties.

galen  ·  3412 days ago  ·  link  ·  

is that a joke

I mean I googled duo cups and there were no meaningful results but I just wanna make sure

I watched Sleepwalk With Me and now everything seems like jokes

everything

_refugee_  ·  3412 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Haha it was, it was essentially the idea that a solo cup solo was lonely/sad, but two of them, and you have a party (or just company).

thenewgreen  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I think I"m going to change the title of this post to:

I'm thenewgreen, I'm wearing a tuxedo, ask me anything. What do you think?

nowaypablo  ·  3413 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like it!

On which occasion do you recall wearing the nicest tux you've ever worn?