EVERYTHING THEYRE HANDING ME
but also, this happened to me tonight, but I don't know what the fuck she/he/them is/is/are drinking
You have a halo about you and should probably stop omegling. Now. Unless you want to end up giving your kidneys to someone that just really, really needs them and like... you're the only guy that understands them. I've been there. It's rough. But yeah, what are they feeding you? What are you drinking?
i feel you bruhbruh well none of my friends can make anything interesting with their apocalyptic-reserve stockpile of Smirnoff (the very popular Extra-Nasty Edition) so I effectively depend on getting invited to parties via my ability to make nice cocktails. I show up with a bottle of Cointreau and bitters, but usually just dunk some Absolut in a jug of cranberry juice and tell girls it's a Cosmo. They don't even have the sense to google it. I hand it to them in a solo cup. When have you seen Cosmos in a solo cup???????? Everything in modulation, as they say.
modulation is key. girls are key. solo cups are sad.
I think I"m going to change the title of this post to: I'm thenewgreen, I'm wearing a tuxedo, ask me anything. What do you think?
I like it! On which occasion do you recall wearing the nicest tux you've ever worn?