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i feel you bruhbruh well none of my friends can make anything interesting with their apocalyptic-reserve stockpile of Smirnoff (the very popular Extra-Nasty Edition) so I effectively depend on getting invited to parties via my ability to make nice cocktails. I show up with a bottle of Cointreau and bitters, but usually just dunk some Absolut in a jug of cranberry juice and tell girls it's a Cosmo. They don't even have the sense to google it. I hand it to them in a solo cup. When have you seen Cosmos in a solo cup???????? Everything in modulation, as they say.
thenewgreen · 3435 days ago · link ·
modulation is key. girls are key. solo cups are sad.
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