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kleinbl00  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: September 12, 2018

Make awkward conversation with people you'll never see again, mostly. I'm assuming your girl isn't coming with you, which means you fell into the "random stragglers" table because for some reason seating arrangements are this thing that brides are expected to obsess over so you end up with extremely precise chaos.

ButterflyEffect  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Yeah, unfortunately she isn't. That would have been nice. Do you get drunk? I feel like people mostly get drunk at weddings.

_refugee_  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You get drink, and you motherfuckin dance, and because you're never going to see most of those people ever again you can do both with reckless impunity and it's pretty much the definition of a great time. Plus good food, and everybody's usually pretty happy. Enjoy yourself for sure.

kleinbl00  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Generally weddings have alcohol that has been chosen by committee and is cheap and awful. Like, cupcake-flavored champagne and dumb shit like that. Or the groom's favorite beer, which is IPA.

I have been known to sneak hip flasks into weddings.

thenewgreen  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Lol. This is soooo true. Flask is definitely the way to go. They may have jack daniels or Jim beam but they’ll not have anything good.

kleinbl00  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

In all fairness goobster's wedding had a dope whiskey selection but he's the exception that proves the rule.

ButterflyEffect  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Dammit. Should have consulted with you before hand, didn't pack the flask. Rookie mistake.

kleinbl00  ·  188 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Minis fit great in suit pockets.