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Very old man (90s), very old woman (90s), their daughter (60s) sitting near me.
Old Man: (to daughter) Take your mother shopping. I want her to buy a nice dress to wear to my funeral. She should look good, like I looked after her.
Old Woman: I'm wearing my Salvation Army uniform to your funeral. That's it.
Old Man: Over my dead body.
Old Woman: Exactly.
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ArtemusBlank · 3310 days ago · link ·
If I ever make 90, I hope to have a lot of wit left in me. I may be completely withered away by that point in time but at least some wise or memorable words will come from me.