by lil

Very old man (90s), very old woman (90s), their daughter (60s) sitting near me.

Old Man: (to daughter) Take your mother shopping. I want her to buy a nice dress to wear to my funeral. She should look good, like I looked after her.

Old Woman: I'm wearing my Salvation Army uniform to your funeral. That's it.

Old Man: Over my dead body.

Old Woman: Exactly.