Chicken is a nice animal. Most of it is edible, but for roasting definitely get one of them natural chickens without the huge boobs. Honestly, I do not understand why white people love the breast meat so much. It is the worst animal product I know. My personal hell would be eating boiled chicken breast for eternity. Try this sometime: render some chicken fat, throw in some herbs and then drizzle that shit on a good steak. Or fries. Or whatever.
Yeah, real chicken is the way to go. But like twice the price for half the bird! Can't justify that right now and still spend money on the drink. Priorities, man. What'd you say about white people and boiled chicken breasts? TBH, chx breast is my absolute least favorite protein, and that includes all vegetarian options. But it's what I can afford. That and ground turkey? Which my wife buys in bulk at Costco and it makes me want to just curl up into a ball and disappear forever. Is there a term for the opposite of comfort food?