Goddamn Brock Lesner.
This is amazing!, I just found this and read it from start to chapter 5. I love the way you cut out all the boring clichés you find in storys and replace them with either satire or metaness, it really makes for a more fun, less serious read. The references to the communty are hillarious, and as a semi-newb it also helped me get to know everyone. 10/10 ~ IGN
I really hope we see more of flagamuffin -- can he show up again and bite someone? He does get into these pissy moods.
"Oh, that's just flagamuffin. He's my dog." But WAIT! Suddenly, flagamuffin was no longer a dog -- flip it around! He was a god. The god of ... of ... ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION! and incredibly handsome! And funny! And the hero of this stoooooooooory!“Yeah, man. My plan is to just eventually have everyone else write the story for me. It’ll be genius. Genius, I say!”
Tangent here - I started watching WWE in the Fall last year and now I follow it weekly on a lag (no MitB spoilers!!). Anyone else here watches it? It's great entertainment. Edit: also, it's Brock Lesnar, but I guess that subtitle of yours is there for a reason. Or, to improve it even more, it's THE ONE IN TWENTY ONE TO ONE, MY CLLLLIENT BRRRRRROOOCKKK LESSNNAARRR WHO DEFEATED THE UNDERTAKERS UNDEFEATED STREEAAK AT WRRRESTLEMANIAA. Edit: JTHipster?
Awesome! I could literally see JTHipster sitting in that wooden chair, watching every shitty movie and wanting so badly to leave but knowing he never will be able to. Honestly, it reminded me of the character Harris from Afterlife. -Same thing over and over... Nice work 8bit, this is a blast to read.
“Almost, Badger,” he replied. “Crossing from Asktidder City to Ant-art-ica means traversing the Askew strait. It’s not a short trip. But we’ll be there soon. Orange?” he asked, handing one to Badger. Aww yisssssssssssssssss thanks 8bit. Although I agree, katanas have never been shown (used) properly by any film maker except Akira K... Wait I think there was a short-movie in the Matrix series were they were... it's called Flight of The Osiris for any interested. EDIT: I have this comment in the wrong chapter. Ooops. EDIT 2: swedishbadgergirl if you're not already reading this story, you should. “Heya, Havris,” the girl said, stretching. “We almost there?”
I'd say she is, since she makes a reference to Chapter 6 in it's comment section:
https://hubski.com/pub?id=162699EDIT 2: @swedishbadgergirl if you're not already reading this story, you should
Nobody expects Brock Lesner. Or at least I didn't. Easily my favorite psuedo-once-upon-a-time-big-deal side character inclusion so far.