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I like that Mitch Hedberg joke that goes, "escalators can never break, they temporarily become stairs". A co-worker's favorite joke is, "why do French people only want one egg? Because it's an oeuf."
I was at a bookstore with a boy the other day. The escalators upstairs were working. Finished our business on that level, we approached the down escalator - which was not moving. I grabbed his arm in horror and cried, "Oh no! Not the stairs, [friend]! I came here to take the escalator!"