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Skateboarding is not a crime. Longboarding is also not a crime, but also serves an entirely different purpose. Covering a distance on a skateboard can be done but isn't the primary purpose. Covering a distance on a longboard is most of the game.
Braking on a longboard is a slightly different affair as a lot of the time, you shouldn't.
Note that I eat shit a lot. I would eat shit immediately were I to slide out, and I would eat shit promptly were I to ride sidewinders. As such, were I to attempt to imitate this man on the slide out I would eat shit before I got two feet on the board.