Oh no! A trolley is heading towards two infinite tracks of people. If you do nothing the trolley will stay on track where it'll kill people lying in an infinite sequence of equidistant ones (1 1 1 1 1 1 .... 1 ....), but if you pull the leaver it will go to the other infinite track killing people laying in equidistant piles corresponding to ordinal (1 2 3 4 5 .... (n) ...). What to do? Pull the lever -- you'll only kill -1/12 people instead of infinity.
Google says eating cat shit can cause serious problems in pregnant women, so you've just aided and abetted a potential abortion. I'm reporting you to the site owner. Wait edit: No but seriously, I hope everyone understands the point I'm making, albeit very poorly; Yes, the theocrats are coming for morning after pills, birth control, hell maybe even condoms, but they're also gonna legally antagonize any source of information perceived as friendly towards abortions. It's hard for me to feel like working this all into a joke trolley problem b/c I'm just really bummed. I'm sorry :/.