0730 CST - The bird bath water is replenished by the wife of am_Unition
0800 CST - Ten pigeons arrive on site, bathing gratuitously and leaving a film of city feather oils
0815 CST - One pigeon is slain by a neighborhood cat. The pigeon is dragged over the fence to another neighbor's yard
0930 CST - The neighbor's four-year-old child begins screaming wildly, having found their first animal corpse
1500 CST - am_Unition replenishes the previously-filmy bird bath with fresh water
2350 CST - am_Unition hears another fucking animal in the fucking attic after my wife and I have paid immense amounts of money because of previous fucking animals having been in our fucking attic
2350.01 CST - am_Unition begins yelling wildly, "GET OUT!! GET OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!", etc., slamming things into the ceiling, waking up the wife of am_Unition
2355 CST - am_Unition and the wife of am_Unition realize that they have the only good bird bath in an area undergoing rapid urban growth, with wilderness being bulldozed in several nearby locations
2356 CST - am_Unition permanently empties the bird bath
$10k. $10k. No birdbath until we know that recent re-fortifications are impervious. There is currently a buffet of food in the attic. We will see.
A meritorious proposition, vetoed by wife edit: no but I also no'd
Is this the result of ?2356 CST - am_Unition permanently empties the bird bath
2350 CST - am_Unition hears another fucking animal in the fucking attic after my wife and I have paid immense amounts of money because of previous fucking animals having been in our fucking attic
A meritorious proposition, vetoed by wife edit: no but I also no'd