It's like 2008 all over again, isn't it? Bail out wall street, bail out the banks. It has to be done. Sacrifices need to be made for the good of the country. What's that? Debt relief assistance for the average citizen? What are you? A socialist?
I'm pretty sure you could get on Tweeter.com and find someone @'ing Romney with those exact words. Heh, earlier this morning, I was talking to my wife, and said "It's just like 2008, but this time, we all die! :D". Obviously, I'm joking. Humor's mos def one of my top coping mechanisms.Debt relief assistance for the average citizen? What are you? A socialist?
It's like 2008 all over again, isn't it?
I’m working on an app that shows you the nearest supply of pitchforks and torches, and the 10 most expensive mansions within walking distance
Maybe we can charge something like a multi-million dollar "Egress Fee" as the wealthy flee rising sea levels. A troll toll.
No, it was 20 gallons of milk in multiple peoples' shopping carts at Sam's Club yesterday. TP, nonperishable, but milk? The fuck? I'm pretty sure these idiots just see other people randomly panic buying something, and then decide to also hoard the same item, without ever questioning exactly how the item will help them in this particular situation.
Careful. Most of those mansions were retirement plans for your boomer overlords and are probably empty. https://www.redfin.com/WA/Shoreline/151-NW-Highland-Dr-98177/home/76663 I first saw that for sale in 2018 for $9m. That there is a bag holder recognizing that he will never. Ever. Ever recoup his investment and doing whatever he can to get out from under it. $4k a month in property taxes. $1500 a month in HOAs. Probably $500 a month in power to keep the pipes from freezing and the plaster from crumbling. How long ya wanna carry that? And can you hold out until you can donate the fucker to the city? We're about to see just how naked the emperor is.
IRL (RIP) I've also been saying to my wife that this is the "emperor has no clothes" moment. Apparently people can't read fucking graphs, but China contained this thing. Yes, there will be hotspots popping up that require quenching, but they're largely done with anything remotely resembling exponential growth. By my maths, U.S. cases will surpass the ~80,000 Chinese cases within about two weeks, and roughly exponential growth will continue even for weeks after that. I agree with some projections that we're looking at bare minimum around 100 million U.S. cases by the end of 2020. Most people still have no idea just how much the U.S. fucked up. Sorry, world. Again, I want to be wrong. Please, let me be wrong.
And it still kicked their ass. I think the US is hosed but I think the UK is more hosed. Brazil? Venezuela? Africa? Suppose we do get a vaccine. That's gonna go to the same people the tests go to - the Twitter Checkmark Posse. I guess Indiana could do about 70 tests a day when they tested all 58 people from the Utah Jazz organization.Apparently people can't read fucking graphs, but China contained this thing.
UK is playing this weird "herd immunity" game. They figure let the millennials get sick while the 'boomers hunker down in their flats for four months. I'm willing to bet there's a memo in Downing Street somewhere that says they can cure the pension crisis by allowing some percentage of old people to just fucking kick the bucket.
My implicit trust in Chinese statistics and reported living conditions is a bit perilous, totally agree. LOL, maybe we've been doing too much digging? Nah, actually, it seems mostly retaliatory.
We call it the Spanish Flu because everyone's journalism was heavily censored during WW1 so the only country anyone could report on was neutral Spain. If you were Xi you'd expel the shit out of all American journalists too. Everyone else's journalists? You can threaten their aid if they don't say what you want them to say.