Vase Farts - in a garden maybe, but a greenhouse? Sex Your Eye Out! - This is why AI is over-hyped - it missed the obviously better "sex your eyes out".
From the "My Rear's On The Sexy" burlesque page: In the real world, AI sees eyes in pictures of cats, creates new Candy Hearts slogans like LUV 2000 HOGS YEA, and is obsessed with the word fart. Robots? They fall down. A lot. We dont have to worry about AI rising up to destroy us. We have to keep pulling it out from under the couch where it got stuck again. Artificial Intelligence has one true skill: Dada-surrealist comedy.AI. Artificial Intelligence. The term brings to mind things like SkyNet, HAL, sentient robots turning against humanity and trying to wipe us out. In fiction, AI is almost always ready to exterminate humanity at a moments notice.