If Spike Milligan got his way his would have read "I told you I was ill!". The Diocese had other ideas and something fluffy and sentimental was put on the headstone instead. I somehow feel they robbed his legacy somewhat.
I just realized that I had never visited my father's grave after I put him there. And I have no idea what his epitaph is if he even has one. Absolutely loved the guy but don't really care about post-mortem stuff.