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coffeesp00ns  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Fuck your 3D printer.

fuck, i would buy this.





kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I'm trying to talk my cousins into going thirdsies on it with me. $2k for a laser cutter is not the sort of expense wifey is interested in taking on at the moment, ability to etch chocolate be damned. However, I could probably make her accept $666. Make her happy? Notsomuch. But accept...

The marginal utility on it is off the charts compared to an Ember.

By way of comparison, an Epilog Zing 16 is $8k. So this isn't a "zomg 3d printing" sort of thing, this is a "an existing market segment of extremely high utility just had its pricepoint kicked by 75% or more and its usability expanded by orders of magnitude" thing. Laser cutters have been around for 30-40 years, but they've only slowwwwwwwwwly come down in price. You mostly see them at trade shows; Epilog sells to instrument manufacturers at NAMM, for example. Almost nobody markets laser cutters to mommies with craft projects.

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Dude. DUDE....... DUDE... Hear me out on this. Etch the baby's names in chocolates as a part of the service for her birthing center. Hand one out to the grandparents.

You're welcome.

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You know, I actually tried that one on her. She rightly argued that such a service won't increase her bottom line.

But you're right. The swag possibilities are damn near endless.

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Look. You need to look your wife straight in the eye and say "Babe. I understand where you're coming from here. I really do. But you have to just come to terms with the fact that you're wrong. Cause lasers."

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"Besides, I'm buying you a $300k birth center.... Oh, wait, no I'm not. You're buying that. And uhm... we have to pay off the loan. mmmmyeah. Okay, I can see why you think maybe we shouldn't buy one of these right now."

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"Babe. We are uprooting ourselves and making major life changes for you and your career. I want you to know I'm here for you every step of the way, through thick and thin. You are my guiding light, my everything, and I am willing to do anything and everything you need. But I really, really deserve this laser thingy. Cause, reasons."

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Hey, it's worth a shot.

steve  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I actually took my wallet out of my pocket... but cooler heads have prevailed... for now.

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Bro. Think about it. Lasers. ::raises eyebrows::

coffeesp00ns  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

if I hadn't just dropped 1000 bucks getting my car imported, insured and registered, I'd be almost at that point. you could make a small business off of this easily.

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Now I'm curious. What did you import?

coffeesp00ns  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh god. There's a story in this one.

SO

I went to University in Ohio, driving a 2005 Pontiac Vibe my parents had bought for the kids to use (I being the last of said children). Because all the important parts are Toyota, It was a great car. In fact, when I figured out that insuring this Canadian car in the US when I didn't officially own it was going to be a total clusterfuck, my parents sold their late model Honda Accord and now STILL drive the same Vibe which is still running like a top after well over 140 000 miles and 6 years of my hard abuse. I bought myself a 2004 Pontiac Vibe while in Ohio, because I liked it so much. Being a double bassist, hatch backs are BAE, and it sips gas, as well as taking a licking and keeping on with its ticking.

So last April rolls around, and I move back home with my folks, and I'm doing my best to navigate the importing of American cars into Canada. I do alright, get it across the border, and get set up to do all the inspections necessary to have it registered and insured here in Ontario.

This is where the trouble begins, because of This load of horse hockey. It turns out, the RIV (the people paid by the Canadian government to handle Canadian vehicle imports) won't let me get inspected until the recall is fixed.

At that time (May), there was no fix. So I'm in legislative limbo. I get an extension on the 30 days they allow you to get inspections etc. and start waiting. I get into contact with my local GM dealer, and get some other things taken care of (another smaller recall), as well as just touching base and letting them know that I'm gonna need their help with this recall.

So i keep on keeping on, keep using the car to get to work etc. it starts to develop a bit of a.. chug? i guess you could say, when braking. I figure i'll get it taken care of when I put my snows on in november. So far, only 200 bucks or so into the import.

6 months later, this september, the fix for the recall FINALLY shows. Because I've been buddying up with the GM guys, I have a part there the day that the recall fix is announced, and it's taken care of quick-quick. I go to Canadian Tire, which of course is the authorized place to get inspections done for the government because Canada, and get the inspection done.

And I don't pass.

It turns out, Slick Nick, the fucker who sold me this car, took off the airbag warning stickers on the sun visors because they "spoiled the look". I have to have at least one of those stickers (in english AND french, because Canada - love the french though I do). I go to the GM guys - I can't just buy the sticker. I have to buy a whole new sun visor, and it'll be 200 bucks with the tax, and they have to ship it from wisconsin so it'll be a couple of days.

So I wait, get the part, fork out the cash, install it myself because even someone as utensil-inept as I am can change three phillips head screws. Go back. pass RIV inspection, and can now get insured.

I get what is frankly a great deal on insurance, at around 600 a year. Yay good driving record and rural area. Pay it lump sum, no interest. I go to Service Ontario (kind of like DMV, Gov't service office all in one) to get the car registered. Turns out i need ANOTHER inspection to get it registered. of course, Canadian Tire will be glad to help again.

and I don't pass.

Chugging brakes are a no go, need 2 new rotors and a new pad. Parts, labour and the inspection come to 400 and a bit. that's taken all day, so I go home, go back to Service Ontario the next day.

And by the next day, I mean Today, because that's how long this horse hockey has taken.

Go in today. Get all the paperwork done, and get my new Ontario Plates. 150 bucks.

So we're all told here at 1550 dollars to Import and get this thing up to inspection standards. Glad I've been saving up, because otherwise i'd have been SOOOO fuuucked.

Friends never let friends import cars, kids.

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I mean, Jesus.

That's a lot of effort for a Toyota Matrix. I agree - they're remarkably utilitarian little beasts but Ho Lee Fook, yo.

coffeesp00ns  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I know, right?

But... cost sunk fallacy I guess? At a certain point I thought about driving it back over the border and selling for what I could, but i figured I'd lose my shirt.

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Well, if you ever make it big in the world and want to start importing some fancy cars, you'll know a hit of the headache you'll go through. ;)

That said, you probably made the right choice. Those cars, like kleinbl00 said, are very reliable and since it's your family car, you already know its history.

kleinbl00  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I just spent $900 to send a $2600 car north a thousand miles.

History. AND, there's exactly fuckall worth owning for $3500.

user-inactivated  ·  3330 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You don't need a business case. Lasers make their own case.