you should come to Denver and buy him a beer.
Scene: Late evening in casa del thenewgreen as he has car keys in hand, heading out for the door. "Hey hon, I'm gonna head out for a bit. I'll be back in a few days." "What? A few days? That's not going 'out for a bit.' Where are you going?" ". . . Denver." "DENVER?! WHAT THE FUCK IS OUT IN DENVER?" "I owe a guy a beer for helping out on Hubski so much lately." "Hubski? Oh Dear Lord. You and this Hubski thing with your stickers and your internet friends. Fine. You can go to Denver but I need you back by this weekend. My mother is coming to visit." "I can't make any promises babe. You know how erratic the weather in Colorado is. I might get snowed in or something." ". . . it's October." "Climate shift babe. It's the way of the world now. K. Gotta go. Love ya. Bye."
wife: "It's not that OTHER steve guy is it? ooof... what and idoiot" tng: "no... not that idiot, you know I don't suffer fools. It's this guy rob05c. He's awesome. He's been coding his ass off" wife [rolls eyes]: "just bring me back some good weed"
