Now with lil's addition. Who is up next?:
It's not easy being this smart. Try carrying on a conversation with a trigger fish or god forbid a mollusk. The older tortoises are bearable but hardly worth the wait. You'd think that after being alive for a hundred plus years they'd provide more insight into life's big questions. But no, they mostly go on and on about what it's like on land. YES WE KNOW YOU HATCHED ON LAND.... like a hundred fucking years ago. Get over it. Seriously, it can get lonely being a Dolphin. -------------------------------------------------------------- So I swim and swim. Avoiding those damn tuna nets. Tuna nets - don't get me started. To think that they market their canned tuna as "dolphin friendly." Don't be taken in by the dolphin-friendly ideology. It's just marketing. I need a friend.
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It's not easy being this smart.
Try carrying on a conversation with a trigger fish or god forbid a mollusk. The older tortoises are bearable but hardly worth the wait. You'd think that after being alive for a hundred plus years they'd provide more insight in to life's big questions. But no, they mostly go on and on about what it's like on land. YES WE KNOW YOU HATCHED ON LAND.... like a hundred fucking years ago. Get over it.
Seriously, it can get lonely being a Dolphin.
Alright, anyone care to continue this story in the comments? BE SURE TO CALL DIBS SO THERE IS NO OVERLAP Flashback to our old #shortstoryclub
zebra2, AshShields, kleinbl00, maynard,_refugee_, onehunna, Becoming_Betty, humanodon, lil, Floatbox, cW or theadvancedapes, insomniasexx, steve, thenewgreen, delta, _refugee_, insomniasexx, mk, veen, mike
Feel free to edit what I wrote and add to it. Also, in case it's not obvious, this is inspired by this weeks #tagoftheweek "dolphins"
It has been too long onehunna, it's great to see you. The story club was a blast back in the day and I recall you as being a very good writer.
Good luck with the finals!
It's not easy being this smart.
Try carrying on a conversation with a trigger fish or god forbid a mollusk. The older tortoises are bearable but hardly worth the wait. You'd think that after being alive for a hundred plus years they'd provide more insight into life's big questions. But no, they mostly go on and on about what it's like on land. YES WE KNOW YOU HATCHED ON LAND.... like a hundred fucking years ago. Get over it.
Seriously, it can get lonely being a Dolphin.
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So I swim and swim. Avoiding those damn tuna nets. Tuna nets - don't get me started. To think that they market their canned tuna as "dolphin friendly." Don't be taken in by the dolphin-friendly ideology. It's just marketing.
I need a friend.