It's not easy being this smart. Try carrying on a conversation with a trigger fish or god forbid a mollusk. The older tortoises are bearable but hardly worth the wait. You'd think that after being alive for a hundred plus years they'd provide more insight into life's big questions. But no, they mostly go on and on about what it's like on land. YES WE KNOW YOU HATCHED ON LAND.... like a hundred fucking years ago. Get over it. Seriously, it can get lonely being a Dolphin. -------------------------------------------------------------- So I swim and swim. Avoiding those damn tuna nets. Tuna nets - don't get me started. To think that they market their canned tuna as "dolphin friendly." Don't be taken in by the dolphin-friendly ideology. It's just marketing. I need a friend.