Extra-special bonus points for invoking not just fire, but an immersion blender. And yes. That would CTRL-ALT-DEL my microflora so completely that the effects of my digestive tract would be undetectable on white rice.
Thanks, I'm going to start using that blender more often and making more soups etc. I've never been big on making soups, and it's time I start. Need to make my own stock.
Win this sucka and make #7 be "cream of x." I'll withdraw just so I don't have to do another pork product. Immersion blenders make Vichyssoise really simple. Growing up, that recipe meant several hours' worth of dicing. I hated it.
Also, for the record, I was using siri voice to text and got emulsion instead of immersion. Thanks for the fix. But yeah, they're pretty kick ass. I've been making all sorts of "garnish" sauces of late with it.