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ghostoffuffle  ·  3539 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Mute feature: from team hubski

    cut the butter in an keep it in the fridge (not the freezer; ice crystals will fuck up your fat!)

People pay a lot of lip service to yeast, but butter is way more the mysterious force in my book. Yeast follows the laws of biology and chemistry. Butter's rules are arbitrary and tempramental. Attempt at pastry dough still goes down as my most catastrophic culinary failure to date.





_refugee_  ·  3539 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Once I catastrophically failed at croissants; next time, same recipe, great success. I have chocolate chip cookie recipes whose success is entirely dependent on butter temperature. It's incredibly important and harder to gauge. Yeast is easy.

kleinbl00  ·  3539 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Humidity counts. Way more than you think. I learned a cool trick from my wife:

it's just butter and flour. They're cheap. Make double the recipe and if you fuck up the first half, throw it away and start over.

ghostoffuffle  ·  3539 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I have the utmost respect for pastry chefs given how much more exacting their work has to be than any other kind of chef. They definitely get the short end of the food-respect stick.

I've forgone choc chip cookie heartache by just melting the butter and using it that way. That might sound like sacrilege but it comes straight from Cooks Illustrated and those guys have a kitchen lab and wear bow ties even when it's not prom 1989 so, you know, they're pretty serious.

Is the croissant success reproduceable now? Or is it like leave it up to the gods to decide whether my breakfast makes me sad?

_refugee_  ·  3538 days ago  ·  link  ·  

It's about a 66% "probably going to be able to make this work" and 34% "hold your breath/strap on your knickers."

ghostoffuffle  ·  3537 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Pastry as metaphor for life