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ACT ONE Open at the top of a giant sequoia. Genevieve has climbed up and made a treehouse. She is pregnant and wants to give birth in the tree.
But EVIL JOHNNY TREECUTTER and his merry band of BULLDOZING CORPORATE PIGS have other ideas. They need this giant sequoia for a SATANIC RITUAL involving CAPITALISM.
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nowaypablo · 3794 days ago · link ·
BUT WAIT! Satanic Rituals have been patented by Zynga! Evil Johnny Treecutter quietly embezzles cash from the retirement funds of middle class families families, and uses the money to enlist the unstoppable power of Elon Musk, in the fight against corporate patent monopolies. With a swift wave of Elon's gorgeous jawline, the lawsuit is dropped, and the Bulldozing Corporate Pigs happily strike down the tree and murder Genevieve.