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nowaypablo  ·  3794 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Improv Class number 2 - Movie Producers

BUT WAIT! Satanic Rituals have been patented by Zynga! Evil Johnny Treecutter quietly embezzles cash from the retirement funds of middle class families families, and uses the money to enlist the unstoppable power of Elon Musk, in the fight against corporate patent monopolies.

With a swift wave of Elon's gorgeous jawline, the lawsuit is dropped, and the Bulldozing Corporate Pigs happily strike down the tree and murder Genevieve.