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user-inactivated  ·  3876 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: You are having a dinner party. You can invite any 5 people that have ever lived. Who is on the guest list?

Eightbit, the Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor, will come in for the assist!





user-inactivated  ·  3876 days ago  ·  link  ·  

insomniasexx, who's your sidekick?

insomniasexx  ·  3876 days ago  ·  link  ·  

_refugee_

No one can (or should ever attempt to) stand up against two women who are incredibly strong, occasionally psychotic, undeniably sexy and most certainly crass & clever. Cower in fear, my dear lads. We will sync our periods, don our push-up sports bras, and fight at the next full moon.

_refugee_  ·  3876 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Yes. Let's live together. I can move across the country, I can. We can work out together and you can tell me the mysterious ways of the thigh gap.

Edit: although I'm on that magic kind of medicine that makes my period come once every three months, and you should be, too. Because once a month? Fuck that

user-inactivated  ·  3876 days ago  ·  link  ·  
_refugee_  ·  3875 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I suppose my humor was lost in the text.

user-inactivated  ·  3875 days ago  ·  link  ·  

It wasn't. Perhaps I was being ironic.

_refugee_  ·  3875 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ah, okay. A thigh gap is not in my genetics but it is in insom's. If I were a superhero I would be thunder thigh woman. We could make jokes about this. "Strangles strangers with her thighs!"

lil  ·  3875 days ago  ·  link  ·  

It's all about thighs with you.

_refugee_  ·  3874 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Thighs, lil, and clavicles.