Ok I take back everything I said an hour ago. This is an actual conversation I had a few moments ago.
Administrator: You have only gotten as far as you have, because you're handsome. Beautiful people get breaks the rest of us don't get.
Me: Um, you know if I were I woman that would be sexual harassment, right?
Admin: Well, it's true. Other people say that about you, too.
I think she thought she was paying me a compliment.