"The fact that no Arab people were working put me off when I walked in. The hummus was alright. The food was not the best middle eastern food I have had. A lot of my friends would not enter this place. They would enter the Palestine Garden. I assume that over in Dearborn there are way better places but this appeals to the demographic who thinks they are doing right by eating this type of food. The staff was great and service top notch. This would be a decent place to go in a pinch" Guess my friend and his family aren't brown enough for the food to be good. Idiot.
I actually do my yelp reviews in haiku just to buck the trend.
Several years ago, I made http://randomhaiku.blogspot.com. -It's still there!
Sugar on my tongue You'd better put that away Jumping in the lake It reminds me of a time I went camping on the Potowatamy trail in Michigan. We took acid and went swimming. I started "peaking" while in the lake and wouldn't get out because of the mosquitos. Later I spoke with a tree while listening to the Beatles Revolver. -Good times :)
"Food of self-loathing Took a long time for fried crap They forgot ketchup". You really need to post this as it's own thing. This seriously brought me a lot of joy. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. As I read your Yelpku a commercial for BMW featuring the song "Changes" by Bowie came on. Somehow all was right and wrong in the world at the same time.