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comment by kleinbl00
kleinbl00  ·  857 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post:

LOL I maintain that anyone who doubts the authenticity of stupid internet commenters need only sell one (1) object on Craigslist.

The reasons airports have smelled like feet since 2002.

I was at the supermall some years back. Every kiosk had an official warning about counterfeit currency - someone was cutting the 20s off $20 bills and gluing them onto $1s. This had previously made the news as "the absolute worst counterfeiting attempt in the history of money" or some shit so I asked the first cashier I saw with one if it was a joke.

"We don't joke about money," she said. Six cashiers after that said something similar.

Randy Weaver was radicalized when an FBI agent asked him to cut the barrel off a shotgun. Weaver said, "Sure, I can do that." "Even though it's illegal," the undercover agent said. "Who cares if it's illegal," Weaver said, and started cutting with a hacksaw. The agent watched, waited, and said "and now I have to arrest you."

    Who SERIOUSLY thinks bulletproof glass can be defeated by a nailgun?

The same people who think the election was stolen? That the COVID vaccine has microchips in it? That the earth is flat? That the sky is full of chemtrails? That 5G is mind control rays? That the Bilderberg Group runs the world? That Q is JFK Jr?

That was rhetorical, right?