There may be no cooler Dad on the planet, than my Dad. His resume ticks off all the key elements of Cool-Dad-dom: Race car driver (in Southern California in the 1950's, no less) Drag car driver Motorcycle racer (raced on the Isle of Man on a BSA in 1965) Pyrotechnican (who gave me his book of fireworks formulas, and encouraged me to make my own fireworks before I was 10 years old) Devoted husband to one woman for 51 years Tank commander in the US Army Reserves (almost deployed... and then I came along) Ferrari collector Plays Santa Claus at Christmas Taught me to hunt birds with a shotgun before I was a teenager Collects single malt whisky Gold Miner Built a go-kart with me Taught me to use power tools well Worked hard at progressively better jobs Provided well for his family Never raised a hand to his children Never took shit from his children Made sure his kids took responsibility for their actions Took me fishing in Alaska Took his family to Europe for a month. Twice. Has friends on every continent on the planet Got me into numerous places I shouldn't have been able to get in to. Has the most amazing Parking Karma any human has ever possessed. But, in the end, and most of all, he's my friend. Not many people rank their parents as their best friends. I do. Absolutely. And that may be their greatest achievement of all... a loving and supportive family, who choose to spend as much time together as possible.