For 90% of the crew, their travel day was Saturday, their first day of "work" was yesterday (although every crew - to a man - thought that yesterday was a "get on the plane and go to the hotel" day when in fact it was a "leave your shit in the tent there's cable to haul for the next 6 hours" day), and their timecards won't even be due until next Sunday.

These folx have a known star hosting and the head of Fox Reality has been walking around bitching up the place for the last three days. She failed upward after this. To date, however, their biggest show is Pawn Stars, which I could do out of the spare gear in my closet. Our current catastrophe is a cross between Big Brother, American Ninja Warrior and The Biggest Loser. We really should have one of these:

We have one of these:

I have seen no Malkovich. However, the buddy who got me on this thing (who feels bad, for damn sure) looks eerily like a cheerful, friendly Gary Oldman.

Gotta go. We need to go put that truck up that road without keys because one of our crew lost them on the road last night when they bumped out of his pocket as he drove the gator through the sleet.