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mk · 4584 days ago · link · · parent · post: Real-life mermaid swims with whales using very own fish tail
There is a guy at the pool we swim at that swims like a dolphin. Sometimes when it is crowded people split lanes. I once asked if he wouldn't mind splitting, and he replied: "I just should warn you, I am the fastest one in the pool." He seemed very serious but he is not the fastest. He swims like a dolphin, after all. After he swam off like a dolphin, I split a lane with someone else.
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Don't get me wrong. I looks like a tough kick, and there are a few swimmers in the pool that do it from time to time. But this guy is all dolphin, all the time. It was mainly odd, because I'm not sure why it would matter if he was the fastest in the pool, and I'm not sure how he came to the belief.
thenewgreen · 4584 days ago · link ·
This guy sounds like quite the character. I just envisioned him as Jim Carey in the Cable Guy.
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