HAH just buy a sandwich say nothing and sit at the edge of the table while everyone talks around me. Later that day: "Awesome hubski meetup, had a lot of fun!"
INT. SANDWICH SHOP - OVERLY WHITE ACADEMIC SUBURB - AFTERNOON A fat middle aged man walks into a busy sandwich shop and approaches handsome young college student eating alone at table fat middle aged man cries into his BLT and quietly slaps a sticker on the window as he leaves FADE TO BLACK steve: "yo Samurai! Hubski Meet up YAH!" you: "WTF dude - Who are you? Pups Ski? What? I have no idea what you're talking about. CAN'T A MAN EAT IN PEACE?!" steve: "but... you're the only person of color in Boulder county right now. you have to be you" you: "eat shit you racist weirdo" steve: "but... hubskina... and... insom... and kb... and... tng... and.... stickers?" you: "you're weird dude. go home"