My mom would though!

But on the subject of writing -

In six grade my wonderful swedish teacher told us all to write a nocel. We were all going to do this.

I had had an horible teacher before - think the trunchbull - and I had stood up to her very effectivly. Because if there is one thing I do well it's dealing with emotionally abusive idiots.

And I got the respect of the whole class. Because I didn't but up with Miss. Trunchbulls shit.

And one girl in my class read Matilda and told me I was Matilda. Which is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me - for many reaons. I could write a ton about Matilda and some day I proably will but -

My new wonderful Swedish teachers got two students writing about a teacher killing her students. Like, I wish I still had the thing I wrote and if I find it I am translating it into English, imporving it a bit and giving you some commentary about who the diffrent events is a sartirical commenbtary about events at my school because I was one hilarious 11 year old.

And my Swedish teacher sat down and probably took a glass of wine and thought - how horrible of a teacher am I? Am I this terrible?

And then she asked about it and I explained that no - you arne't and found out I wasn't the only one writing a revenge fantasy.

Another guy from m class.

I'm amybe going on a date with him.

We had a very suggestive facebook chat yesterday.

And I could write a very long thing about circle of abuse and shit but eugh...

Sometímes you ust want to go on a date with a guy you've known since you were 6 and not worry so fuckin much! Woo!