I wrote this thing. Did I steal that title from somewhere? I dunno, maybe. Whatever. Some details falsified to preserve anonymity.
- Little galen,
Get ready, bud. I know James and Laura have been talking up theatre camp for a while, but as you approach your first-ever session, you have no idea what awaits. When you arrive for the first time at theatre camp, you will be struck by an overwhelming sense of wonder. After five summers and five plays, this phenomenon persists.
True is it that you will be technically trained as an actor, gradually gaining familiarity with projection, enunciation, and the like; but perhaps more importantly, you will be led into adulthood. For most of your life thus far, you have been taken care of: awakened, fed, guided. Here, though, you'll be introduced to self-management; your work ethic will be developed; you'll come to appreciate criticism rather than resent it. In short, you will make your way to maturity, and be forever changed. Good luck, have fun.