and am halfway into a can of Old English.
You never cease to impress, my friend. I haven't had OE in ages. Not since back in the days when we would drink in the Ann Arbor parks and have a predetermined hiding place for our 40's, a lookout would whistle when a bicycle cop was headed our way and we'd stash them away in a bush. Ah, memories. Enjoy.
Ha! I remember for one party I had in high school I got a bunch of cases of OE, which my friend and his brother walked to my house, like a mile away. But for my money, the best 40 is Schlitz. I wonder if high school kids still drink 40's. All the high school people I encounter seem pretty sober (except for all that pot and all them pills).
Back when I was in HS, it was OE or Mickey's. This was in the height of gangster rap so everyone drank 40's.