I would destroy the Apple watch. I don't care how non-destructible they say it is. I tend to destroy things, especially things I wear, and very certainly watches (which I like to wear nurse-style, face on the inside of my wrist, because veins make me ucky and nothing I can articulately explain, but anyway, wearing a watch nurse-style ensures that I scratch the fuck out of the face, but because my watch-wearing preference is based in physical feeling and the lizard-part of my brain, this is unlikely to change). I'm rough on things I use a lot. That's not a bad thing - the things I have I use - but it does mean I'm not good with fragile things on the everyday, and especially not as jewelry. I haven't watched the ads or the show. Is it water-proof? One would certainly hope so, or at least water-resistant. I would destroy the Apple watch. As a result it strikes me as both uninteresting and impractical. Also, talk about forgetting that ish places.
Best buddy of mine got the watchband that allowed him to wear an iPod Nano on his wrist. That lasted about long enough for him to wash his hands at a restaurant. If they're selling a "sport" model it's gotta be waterproof. There's "you're holding it wrong" and then there's "sports trackers bloody well better be sweat-resistant." But then, I don't even take my Apple headphones out of the box. I can sweat through those fuckers in about a week.
Once I broke a phone by crying into it. That was a flip phone, though, not an Apple. That was before the days of iPhones. It's just like, "Dude, you wash your hands, right?" I think they should introduce a device on a lanyard next. Nerdy, but more useful.