Nothing really stands out in my recollection, so I guess that means I've been somewhat lucky. Worst accident I had was probably when I got smacked full-pelt around the head with a cricket bat.
I'm the same. Never really had any intense pain. Never broken any bones or anything. No surgeries or anything. I once took a rather large board of wood to the head. Someone literally through it off some kind of catwalk or something and it hit me in the head. I don't know how it didn't hurt me worse than it did or knock me out, it must have hit a pretty lucky spot because all I got was a bit of a bruise. I also cut my pinky down to the bone in woodshop. I probably should have gotten stitches or something but I just let it heal naturally. After I did it the pain wasn't too bad, but the next day in the shower it was about enough to make me pass out.