I had a fox who ate all of my pizza, He was a sly fox and used my visa. I had a cat who took all of my candy, She left the wrappers along the floor all astray, I'm also missing my brandy. I had a bear who would sleep in my bed, The fur he left behind was brown and red. I had an octupus whose 8 arms were filled with cash, I told her that she could earn it by taking out the trash. I had a turtle who took all of my spaghetti, It left the remnants around like confetti. I had a moose who took all of my rice, I really didn't mind because we know all mooses are nice. An alligator once was watching my television, He sat so close it affected his vision. I once caught a raccoon trying to sneak my juice, I talked to him later and found out he was obtuse. I had a dog who secretly smoked my cigars, I found out when I caught him smoking at the bar. I couldn't hold these things against them because I am human, I am part of the animal kingdom.