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humanodon  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: What's then difference between this and reddit?

And don't forget that there are fewer boobs, though theadvancedapes is working on changing that . . . :)





theadvancedapes  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I'm pro-boob.

briandmyers  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like how the word "Boob" is shaped - first letter is overhead view, next two letters are head-on view, and last letter is side view. Magic.

humanodon  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Me too! But it's tough for me to think about boobs and be intelligent too. It's a character flaw that I'm not really working on, if I'm honest.

insomniasexx  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I have that problem with penises. For the first time, I did a glorious job in merging the intelligent conversation & my sexual obsession.

Last night I got excessively drunk with a group of people my partner & I are hoping to do some work for in the very near future. Got home, jumped onto/into bed with the lovely boyfriend, and rambled for about an hour about how cool it would be if humans had duck dicks and how evolution plays a part in genitalia design and what sorts of things would need to happen over a very very long time to get humans to have, what I consider, the coolest freaking penis ever.

Apparently this post is still on my mind.

After an hour of listening to me drunkenly, sleepily ramble about duck dicks, the boyfriend goes "Babe, if you want my penis inside you just say so. I really don't need a drunk evolution lesson right now."

humanodon  ·  3898 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Haha! There was a video about the corkscrew nature and rapid erections of ducks and how female ducks have vaginas that spiral the opposite way and methods of directing the ejaculate into different . . . crevices? I don't know, somehow the females were able to make sure they weren't inseminated by undesirable mates.

Human mating behaviors are complex enough as it is. Plus, people wear deodorant and perfume and all kinds of fragrant things.

I wish I had a subtle way of letting women know "hey, if you want to get down without any strings, that's cool. Or with strings is cool too. I'm pretty open minded." Without spoiling the mystery.

And also the pre-insertion moment of condom/no condom/I haven't fucked anyone sketchy lately, have you? Oh you're on birth control and never want to have kids/Are looking to get pregnant, etc.

Anyway, drunk evolution seems like it's how we got to this point, but there's something to be said about being straightforward when the situation calls for it.