Haha close - but not quite. I’ve actually met my current boyfriend 8 years ago when I worked as a councilor at a religious Ukrainian summer camp - and the priest there is really cool. I went to that camp as a kid, and protested all religious ceremonies because I was a little shit and he never had any problems with it. He’s a super accepting dude, that doesn’t care about other people’s beliefs as long as we provide a wholesome space for the kids. But this gig is for another religious group I don’t belong to ;) I don’t think they care about me being secular - they even said to me most immigrants are. But for sure the specifics of my wild lifestyle would be frowned upon. If I can hide those specifics from my parents, my employers are unlikely to find out. Can’t wait for the mini-satanic ritual we have planned tonight with some friends in celebration of Halloween 😈