Back when the way you swapped samples for your sampler was mailing CDRs across the country, I ended up befriending a dude about 15 miles away. He loved k-pop back before BTS was born. Interesting guy.
Anyway I'm leafing through the voter guide and there he is, the libertarian candidate for lieutenant governor. So I call him up despite the fact that it was 10:30 at night.
"Dude - you're running for lieutenant governor?"
(yawns) "Uhm... I think so?"
"No dude you're right here in the voter guide."
"Oh yeah. yeah, I am."
"As a libertarian?"
"Yeah dude I go to their meetings. Someone's gotta run for everything. We draw straws."
"You drew the short straw so now you're the libertarian candidate for lieutenant governor?"
"Yeah!"
"Uhm... okay. So why should I vote for you?"
"'cuz we're buddies!"
"Yeah but do you have like, policies in mind or anything?"
"Well we're against big government."
"...gotcha. Lemme think about it."
He was not elected lieutenant governor.